Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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