so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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