and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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