Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
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I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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