I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
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I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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