She said her name was "party"
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
time to smoke my breakfast
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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