he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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