True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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