So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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