I want to make a zoo with you.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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