hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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