K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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