erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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