I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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