Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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