ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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