I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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