i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
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like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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