I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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