Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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