goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
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i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
This baby is an asshole
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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