Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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