we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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