The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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