That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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