she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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