At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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