i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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