I showed him my bush... on skype.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
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He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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