that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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