do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
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I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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