I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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