sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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