Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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