just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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