I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize