id be glad to
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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