Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
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I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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