TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
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hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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