what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Do vagina's smell?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
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not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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