She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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