It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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