I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I think I sprained my soul last night
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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