whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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