lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
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I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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