me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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