guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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