Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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