i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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