Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
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He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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